I have never understood why so many of my close mates are so into golf - why? - when there are so many other forms of sport? I am more than aware that part of my adversion is because of early childhood experiences being dragged around a course with my Dad every week and not really liking the type of people you meet - not that there were many cool people on golf courses in Esher! So it has always a punishment thing for me.

Anyway - I was really pleased to find this sketch by one of my comedy heros who expresses much of my feelings on the matter